Peace Out, Ya’ll

Well, kids, it looks like my time at Conspiracy Queries has come to an end. I’ve really enjoyed learning and writing about all the different conspiracies and ~creepy~ things out in this crazy world of ours, and I hope you have too!

Conspiracy Queries was the first blog I’ve ever written, and boy, has it been a learning experience. I’m so happy to have written about something I never really knew about – now I’m a wealth of terrifying knowledge! Hit me up if you want to learn more about the Illuminati.

I’ll be taking down this blog completely in a few days. For now, it’s permanent… but who knows? Maybe I’ll find a little more inspiration down the road.

Stay weird, my friends. Here’s a conspiracy Christmas song to keep you cozy and warm this December. 🙂

 

Ten Signs You’re (Unhealthily) Addicted to Conspiracy Theories

 

Eat your heart out, Buzzfeed.

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Top Ten Signs You’re (Unhealthily) Addicted to Conspiracy Theories

10. You’ve consumed all the conspiracy theories you can find on Netflix

9. And books. And TV. And magazines.

8. You’ve even scourged Youtube late at night looking for signs of the Illuminati.

7. You’ve joined a Bigfoot Hunting Society.

6. You’re addicted to the X-Files  (and then some)

5. Snopes.com is on your “bookmarked” tab on your computer

4. You’ve made yourself a tinfoil hat for fun.

3. Despite your fate as the “crazy one” at the holiday dinner table, you’re having a blast learning about new things

2. Because, as we all know, the Truth is Out There

1.  And you might as well be informed about the Lizard People, y’know what I’m saying?

See you next week for my final post! Remember to comment below, and follow Conspiracy Queries on Twitter!

 

Saved by the Hell

This just in: beloved 90’s show Saved By the Bell may be associated with both Our Dark Prince Satan and the Illuminati!

Demons would definitely explain Mario Lopez’s pants  

In this post by Illuminati Watcher, Saved By the Bell was actually a cesspool for evil.

I’m not even gonna pretend it’s plausible. The reasons given for Satan and Evil and High School are as far-fetched as the fictional Bayside High School. For example:

1. Main character Zach Morris goes to Yale
2. Yale has the Skull and Bones group, a supposed Illuminati-associated club
3. The late actor Paul Walker was in the Skull and Bones group in his film, The Skulls
4. Paul Walker and Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who plays Zack Morris, are the same person

Other examples of Saved By the Bell’s association with the Illuminati include: the downhill path of some its stars (due to Mind Control by Disney authorities), the obvious use of bells (a standard practice in Satanism) and the appearance of the 666 hand sign in some of the cast photos.

What the hell, Lisa?

And also, if you play the theme song backwards, it says  “I miss my Satan, we’re all saved.”

 

Like I said before, I don’t buy it. But shit, dude, what if it was true? What if other TV shows and beloved children’s programs are secretly working for Our Dark Lord Satan and we’ve all been brainwashed???

Come on and ZOOM….into Hell!!!

 

What do you think??? Do WE need to be Saved By the Bell?? Comment below, and don’t forget to follow me on Twitter!

Shut Up and Dance With Me

Howdy ya’ll! Sorry this post is a day late. I wanted to lie and tell you that the government took me and stuck me in a lab somewhere….but actually, I spent 10 hours writing a paper in the library. I was in there until 1 a.m, and I didn’t feel much like posting once I escaped.

So, in lieu of a ~real~  post, here’s a spotify playlist full of creepy, kooky and conspiracy themed songs. Hope you enjoy, and see you next week!

-H

The Incredible Brave Toy Story Up

In The Incredibles, Edna Mode says, “I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.”

Looks like some people haven’t taken that advice at all. Check out this cuhhhrazy Disney Pixar theory!

What Do U Think??? Connected or Nah??? Comment Below & Be Sure to Follow Me on Twitter

I’ve always felt weird looking at conspiracy theory websites.

I mean it. It freaks me out. Sites like Above Top Secret or The Insider are great, but there’s a difference between watching a five minute YouTube video about the botched Moon Landing and reading a 35 page-long comment thread about how President Obama is an alien. Once I tweeted something about conspiracy theories on my personal twitter account, and I got about twenty new followers who all believed very strongly in the Lizard People.

To quote the Doors – People are strange.  Jim Morrison had it right. He also may have been part of a government plot to battle the hippie movement in the 1960’s, but we won’t hold that against him. Yet.

I’ll be honest. I’m a nonbeliever. But I’ve got a healthy fascination for unexplained phenomena, and I love hearing about the possibilities of a different reality – a strange reality. A reality where the Denver International Airport is a portal to Hell, or where we’re living in a hologram designed by aliens.  And I’m not the only one.

This is a blog for the interested skeptic. This is for those of us who are embarrassed to admit they’ve been watching the Hidden Hand on Netflix or looking up Bigfoot Societies.  This is a place for the people who’ve had to explain themselves when they got caught reading an article about the Illuminati (sorry, Mom). This is a blog for the closeted weirdo.

The truth may be out there, but I’m not quite ready to commit.

What do you think? What’s your favorite conspiracy theory? Do you believe in the Illuminati’s plot to destroy the world? Leave a comment below !